Post by {(.:A.o.S:.)}FNDR Dogmeat on Jul 27, 2012 10:10:43 GMT -6
Q. How can you tell when Nancy Pelosi has been smoking dope?
A. she answers the door when the phone rings.
Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. What sign was Barack Obama born under?
A. For Sale.
Q. What do you call a building filled with snakes, CENSOREDroaches,
worms, fungus & smells like a cesspool???
A. THE U.N!
Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin’ African.
Q. What do Obama followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.
Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
A. she answers the door when the phone rings.
Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. What sign was Barack Obama born under?
A. For Sale.
Q. What do you call a building filled with snakes, CENSOREDroaches,
worms, fungus & smells like a cesspool???
A. THE U.N!
Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin’ African.
Q. What do Obama followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.
Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
