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Post by Website Administrator on Dec 10, 2011 19:34:46 GMT -6
R.I.P STINGER. WE WILL MISS YOU (LIKE WE MISS ANAL BLEEDING) As many of you have heard, Stinger died suddenly during surgery. Stinger suffered from a rare defect called Mircopenis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis He died during a botched surgery at a cut-rate clinic in Costa Rica. It's unclear if he was trying to enlarge his wiener or end his suffering and cut it off altogether. We will remember Stinger for his amazing aim, especially with the .357, nearing 100%. He was so good, he was banned from the pro leagues, adding to his depression and isolation. His roommates will always remember him as "El Gato," because he couldn't aim at all the only time he really had to--in the can. If any of you know someone suffering in silence with Micropenis, please tell them to get a grip on themselves, if they can. Let them know they are not alone, even if there is one fewer of them now. Since he couldn't satisfy any woman, Stinger left no heirs. His parents were too embarrassed to have more children, so he leaves no survivors. If you want to leave a remembrance of Stinger, please do so here. R.I.P, you tiny prick.
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Post by {(.:A.o.S:.)}FNDR Dogmeat on Dec 11, 2011 16:17:49 GMT -6
My mother always said,If you have nothing good to say about someone,say nothing! NOTHING!!!
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Post by {(.:A.o.S:.)}ELITE Terminator on Dec 13, 2011 5:50:59 GMT -6
I've got nothing to say about that. Except perhaps old founders shouldn't necessarily get a quick pass to admin status. Well I guess I did have something to say. RIP Stinker.
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Post by {(.:A.o.S:.)}FNDR Dogmeat on Dec 13, 2011 9:19:33 GMT -6
It's on me for letting them back in as Founders. I always look for the best in people and sometimes it doesn't work out. ON the bright side We been wanting to clean out all the old posts. ;D
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